Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cypnk If you need an upgrade you can switch the keyboard in the x230 with an older style board pretty easily

@theoutrider oh god, that one with the smiley face on it

Present status: All of them are wrapped

'cause I prep shit ahead of time like that

@squirrel well, they otherwise didn't happen to see that toot then

@squirrel the other 92-odd people are probably just not looking at mastodon at this particular moment

@masklayer It's that personal touch that really shows they care

DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S DAD!

@inmysocks It may have taken me slightly longer to come to the same realisation

@squirrel hello!

@inmysocks suppose it might help getting venture capital, but nothing actually useful aside from it being a buzzword

@brokenfingers A Vulcan machine gun?!

You are a far more powerful beholder than I thought, and I thought you were pretty damn powerful to start with

I want a 40k Ork clan that paints all their gear with big 60's daisies and flowers and stuff, bunches of flowers coming out of their headbands

The humans paint their stuff green like plants and it blends in so they can't be seen as easily, obviously any plants would work for camouflage

Perfect for sneaky orkz

@inmysocks My favourite is probably Frank Exchange of Views

With a close second being the Gravitas line

@scribbled_death that is super green