Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Ask them to sing the national anthem

If they know the words, they're a spy

Seriously, none of us know the lyrics

@lizardsquid huh, cool mish-mash of latin and runes and some other stuff I don't recognise, nice

@lizardsquid just don't base it on latin

Far too many fictional languages are based on latin

@noelle Ah, so Who's on first then

DMX Tax Services

X gonna give it to ya

Just not to the IRS

Anyone know anyone that's hiring for an ornamental hermit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

My requirements are a comfy hermitage, wifi, and a reasonable per diem

Can provide own druid costume

@amphetamine honestly if they provided heating, indoor plumbing, and wifi it sounds like the type of gig I'd be ideally suited for

@amphetamine Occasionally follies would have their own ornamental hermit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

I.E. a bloke hired to live there and dress as a druid or something

The idea was also considered weird (sorry, eccentric) at the time

@letthewatersroar @impiaaa@dev.glitch.social it's a good game on its own, but a dancepad adds a whole other level to it

LB: you can also give money for them, and if you do they still retain their infinite value

@tcql you are indeed right

@squirrel discourse of some kind

This is a neat project that I just remembered

http://oxgvt.com/

They're trying to build cheap, transportable, all-terrain trucks that can be used in rural areas

Carries up to 1,800 kilos, flat pack construction so you can fit 3 in a shipping container, easily available spare parts

@technomancy well the AIs are usually better at forward planning

@Vann@glitch.social why wasn't that an option to begin with?

@noelle Linux is the best operating system

Which just goes to show how shit the rest of them are

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social IIIIITTTTT'SSSSS CHRISTMAAAAAASSSSSS