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@blackle@dev.glitch.social Maybe that's why he's so grumpy all the time, he doesn't have a nice rock and heat lamp in there

@blackle@dev.glitch.social ...all hazmat suits should double as fursuits

If I'm ever in charge of a nuclear facility the first thing I'd do (after wondering why the hell anyone would put me in charge of a nuclear facility) is mandate that all hazmat suits should double as fursuits

textiles 

@gdkar I was expecting the "real important question" to be "Where do I hide the body?"

@Concerned_Catgirl ah, I can never remember where everyone is

I always kinda assume everyone lives in the magic internet box

@jessiscah24 I'd put part of the blame on the wanker who did the "prank"

Swatting people is like surprise mailing someone an incredibly angry grizzly bear

Might be the bear that kills them, but the person sending it should take some of the blame for putting them into a deadly situation

@squirrel Yeah, I've come across a few of them in succession and seen if they were alright or not

You could say there were... SERIAL EXPERIMENTS

:thaenkin: I wonder if I can multi-class into a social-justice-druid

@cypnk @ubergeek The fundamental limitation of Google's TiSP was that it was limited to urban areas with dense sewer infrastructure―this is, of course, a common failing of Google's business plans. @SuricrasiaOnline addresses that limitation with their River Basin Network Architecture (RBNA), "a sophisticated water-based distribution technique that allows us to service anyone in the great lakes river basin at speeds up to 256 bytes per month."

@sireebob@cybre.space wire's ease of use is pretty damn good

gamers, swatting, death (-) 

@noelle zero sense of personal responsibility would do it

Nothing's ever their fault, it's always somebody else's

Boost this toot if you want more people to see my toots because that's how Masto works.

I want more followers I need to meet ALL THE FRIENDS!

@0x3F @vantablack History tries to teach the past through fact, English Lit. teaches it through stories

@cypnk After all, 100% of people who have ingested it have died

@cypnk Wasn't there a campaign to ban that dangerous chemical?

@vantablack I'm not sure it'll be History

More English Lit. if anything

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