Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@HTHR@cybre.space what, you're going to move the schedule to one game every 1.5 weeks?

@brokenfingers I'm not entirely sure why they're called spoons as opposed to anything else, but yeah, unit of mental/physical resources

@brokenfingers It's a measure of resources

Basis is, everyone has a number of spoons that they have, doing things uses up spoons, and you regain spoons by resting

The number of spoons people need to use on certain things and the rate of gaining new spoons is different in each person

So someone with a disability might have a low rate of spoon recovery, or certain things might cost a lot of spoons to do, or both

A lack of spoons would mean that they can't deal with x thing right now

@vector I'm not sure that's possible for me

I have no idea why but I've been heavily craving pickled onions all week

Some say that cravings are your body's way of telling you that you're missing some key nutrient that's abundant in that kind of food

So, uh, vinegar deficiency?

@squirrel it's true, they are indeed bird sized by definition

@TheGibson IT WAS THE PERFECT DISGUISE

NOBODY WOULD SUSPECT A GOAT THAT THOUGHT IT WAS AN OCTOPUS TO BE AN OCTOPUS!

@TheGibson DAMN YOU!

NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING!

NOBODY!

@TheGibson HEY, I'M REALLY AN OCTOPUS

HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THE TENTACLES

@TheGibson like hell you're not

I SAW YOU GETTING COFFEE AT THE STARBUCKS IN THE PENTAGON COURTYARD!

oh shit, I may have just outed myself as well

@squirrel bleb?

@vantablack I mean, I know the metalheads still wear jackets like that, but it's not like you can read the band logos

@vantablack I want punk jackets to be a more widespread thing again

Instant conversation starter

"Oh hey, you're into The Damned? Did you see them in Blackpool last year?"

@ElfLord @twitter@mastodon.technology @nolan don't do that to the poor widdle squids

@noelle ah, good ol' chinagraphs, works on just about anything shiny, laminated paper, glass, whatever

@vantablack 300 pixels per inch seems fairly standard last I checked

(which was a long time ago)

@tom for your penance you must sing no less than three Wurzels songs