Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Bloody hell H&M

I'm sure this wasn't intentional but you should have bloody noticed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/42603960/hm-apologises-over-racist-image-of-black-boy-in-hoodie

What?
lurghi is evolving!

Congratulations! Your lurghi evolved into actually a bit ill!

bleh

@squirrel nice plan, I'll get to work on the transport

@squirrel I hadn't thought about that before but now you mention it, yeah, there's a definite resemblance

So what are you going to decide to send to the moon?

@squirrel that looks like a big ol' pile of cuddly

@Gargron I can sympathise with that

@jessiscah24 to hoist is to raise something up

to be "hoist by one's own petard" is to be harmed by one's plan to harm someone else

A petard was a small explosive device designed to blow up gates and walls, in modern parlance, a breaching charge

So to be hoist by one's own petard is to be raised (blown up) by your own bomb

The phrase was used by Shakespeare in Hamlet

In terms of memes, fucked if I know

@jquinby@mastodon.social focusing things into your eyes helps you focus!

That's just science

I could have gone for the world record for shortest ceremony

"Oi, you, you, yer 'itched, 'ave fun"

But nooooooo, apparently Discordianism isn't a "proper" religion

The British government are such killjoys

Not letting me go around officiating weddings

I'm an official POPE goddamnit, I should be allowed to officiate weddings

@cooler_ranch nah, British government are annoying, they won't accept it

I can already do weddings as an official POEE POPE but again, British government don't like it

@cooler_ranch my remit is purely alcohol based

@cooler_ranch (un)fortunately here in the UK you actually have to be a proper priest or something belonging to a proper religion

@cooler_ranch I'd imagine it tasted okay, so assuming it did, by the power vested in me by having previously worked in a bar I hereby dub that drink a NEW FANGLED

@bhtooefr @mallaidh That bit was me making a typo when working it out, you're right, it would be 92 cards total

We were both wrong!