Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox He did, in later life he got polio and designed an elaborate system of pulleys and ropes that would help him out of bed

Died of strangulation from that invention

@Elizafox In France it's actually "There are decent restaurants here, what the fuck are you doing in a McDonalds?"

@squirrel besides, I have 8 arms, gotta find something to put on them

@squirrel oh you haven't seen how I get while the Baselworld exhibition is on yet

hhhhhnngg

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/the-a-lange-and-sohne-triple-split

@mawr aaaaaa I didn't think the concept of blanket dragons could be more adorable but you made them more adorable!

Thanks to @mawr I now really want to know a blanket dragon I can snuggle with

@tcql@octodon.social @HTHR@cybre.space Well, the general palette is exceptionally similar to solarized dark

@squirrel I did! And you're the bestest best robosquirbun girl there is!

*pats*

Consider: A bunch of maplebots with a little boombox having a dance party

@Jo 10 SECONDS FASTER!

https://computerfairi.es/media/xLOFxK408pXUl4cf8vE

@Elizafox The Linux kernel but it's developed by Techmoan instead

Comes on vinyl or strange tapes

@squirrel huh, that's the opposite of what I'd expect

Still, *plugs laptop into the maple and sets "headache" to "off"*

@squirrel *brings out the paracetamol and tea and turns the light down a bit*

@soft_chomps@glitch.social it totally is

*rolls for bluff*

Super high bluff skill of course so nobody suspects a thing

Chaotic-chaotic octopus rogue