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@colon_three you can't throw them at someone because boots are super useful

Find some bricks instead

Or molotovs

@Elizafox I put electrical tape on mine just so I wouldn't have to

@ElfLord oh yeah, there's a load of pictures of them just chilling with all kinds of animals

Also yeah, would probably classify as an exotic pet

I'd love to test if it works properly for ipv6 but fuck my isp

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VPN is now fixed after previously upgrading it

(I think)

@blackle@dev.glitch.social currywurst is awesome any time, döner are awesome when drunk

cheers is Prost!

if you ask for water at a restaurant you'll get the sparkling kind

@blackle@dev.glitch.social because the NRO don't know how to drive

@blackle@dev.glitch.social oh god, a plushie cuddly alien from alien

@blackle@dev.glitch.social hmm... that's a fair bit cheaper than those plans to build a hotel in space

Probably a lot less plush though

Okay, that's the VPN upgraded

We're running on strongswan now

@chosafine@instance.business break up with the sun

I have it on good authority he's an ultrabastard

nuclear war 

For any of you Americans who want to be properly scared shitless by the concept of nuclear war, Threads is going to be available on DVD and Blu-Ray in the US soon

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