Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I haven't heard of any but I'd also want to play one like that

@er1n also a very good option

@er1n also consider: big thick hoodies that are made of warm

@a_breakin_glass exactly

http://www.businessinsider.com/worlds-smallest-phone-zanco-tiny-t1-2017-12

These people are incredibly naive as to what tiny phones like this are actually bought for

@masklayer okay, yeah, that's probably it

Why the hell is Elon Musk selling flamethrowers now?

https://www.boringcompany.com/flamethrower

Really, flamethrowers

@Jo oh god, with those plungers, please no

@Elizafox Although really those should be CE accounts

@squirrel oh there'd be nothing strange about that being lewd

As someone not from the southern USA "collared greens" sounds strangely lewd

Yeah, some things have not aged well

@squirrel blubble?

@Elizafox @calvin And here they are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhgG9ee9Aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFB3q0mMBK8

@calvin @Elizafox in the time between those two things he was also in two music videos

Both of which are incredibly 90s

@maplebot17@botsin.space awww, you're really good at those maplebot!

@maplebot17@botsin.space *pets*

@TonicBH ah, in that case just using the shred command would suffice

Far less fun though