Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle to be fair that one's only common in the Mediterranean, it's different types of Bream that are more common in the UK

@noelle paying for a key is probably more insidious

@blackle is soon to become a flying fish

Required music for returning to home airports:

Toronto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMpfp-J_I
Any UK airport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu5K0j_dOvA

https://computerfairi.es/media/UroDVN9gVkQYcUB4VBY

https://computerfairi.es/media/wML4P0nSmysoqXHxRNE

"cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese" ~ Maple

according to @squirrel I am now also mom

@HTHR@cybre.space I'll take that in both meanings of the word

@ryusei @brokenfingers yep

Just put loose leaf tea in the bottom part instead of those ground up coffee things

@HTHR@cybre.space is it at least an entertainingly bad rebuttal?

@vantablack I think there are some designs for analogue ones that already are

@squirrel I know that feeling

Also the opposite one where my body wants to do something and my brain goes zzzzzz

@Elizafox @masklayer why not both?

I HAVE A QUEST FOOOOORRR YOOOOUUUUU *boom*

@Siphonay@octodon.social it's a "MUAHAHAHAHA FIRE!" thing more than anything else

@Siphonay@octodon.social I'd contend that flamethrowers are fun, but you can get/build one for a lot less than what elon's selling them for

@Gargron @Hbomberguy You mean I've been eating all these soy beans for nothing?

Fuck.