Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@squirrel sounds cool though
food
@ajroach42 if you put the salami between the bologna it counts as a sandwich
@soft_chomps@glitch.social yeah, seems to be sorta like rugby but worse
Crows are far smarter than I am with puzzle games
@Siphonay@octodon.social that'd certainly work as a "bah, I don't want to have to think about this shit for a while" distro
@ElfLord what do you mean "at one point"?
He's a lovely man
@noelle to be fair that one's only common in the Mediterranean, it's different types of Bream that are more common in the UK
@noelle paying for a key is probably more insidious
@blackle is soon to become a flying fish
Required music for returning to home airports:
Toronto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMpfp-J_I
Any UK airport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu5K0j_dOvA
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
im robot whomst love cheese
"cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese" ~ Maple
according to @squirrel I am now also mom
Sam the Octopus
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glad that @rowletbot has a weekend specifically in honor of them. they truly are superb
@HTHR@cybre.space I'll take that in both meanings of the word
Just put loose leaf tea in the bottom part instead of those ground up coffee things
@HTHR@cybre.space is it at least an entertainingly bad rebuttal?
Sam the Octopus
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Retweeted @tessamag@twitter.com:
A new species I came up with, Mantabu! They love blowing bubbles and getting tummy rubs.....
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
