Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@Concerned_Catgirl Can I get a fully synthetic gender instead?
I don't like all the gooey stuff the cyborg and biological genders have
Sam the Octopus
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always remember: 
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maple classic™ 
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hi! i think i finished the updates to my website now. let me know you if think there's any other cool things i do i didn't mention there
https://maple.pet/
i've also set up a patreon page. i'm not currently struggling for cash though! there are many other awesome people out there who could use your money more than me. but if you'd like to help anyway, here it is
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup
you can also help throuh ko-fi or buying my albums
https://ko-fi.com/squirrel
http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/
@squirrel also navigable in lynx!
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patreon reward: you get to activate a robot arm that pets me over the internet,
@squirrel that looks great!
The only possible additional feature I'd want is a "PET!" button that activates a robot arm on your desk that will pet you
wait, does this count as a soft wear patch?
My sewing teacher was right, I'm never going to win any prizes for needlework
@squirrel maybe after making a bunch of cool sounds some of them will glob together into something song-like
@squirrel sounds cool though
food
@ajroach42 if you put the salami between the bologna it counts as a sandwich
@soft_chomps@glitch.social yeah, seems to be sorta like rugby but worse
Crows are far smarter than I am with puzzle games
@Siphonay@octodon.social that'd certainly work as a "bah, I don't want to have to think about this shit for a while" distro
@ElfLord what do you mean "at one point"?
He's a lovely man
@noelle to be fair that one's only common in the Mediterranean, it's different types of Bream that are more common in the UK
@noelle paying for a key is probably more insidious
@blackle is soon to become a flying fish
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
