Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social English people are scared that an EU government would treat us the same way the UK government treats all non-England parts of the UK

@alice@elekk.xyz ...I'm not sure if that's theft or kidnapping

@squirrel *brings blanket, charging cable, and large plate of cheese*

@soft_chomps@glitch.social yep, that's it

After careful consideration, I'm judging this to be the best .gif of 2018

I know it's early in the year to be calling it, but nothing can beat this

It's a @squirrel !

@BatElite it was the time before alarm clocks, so they were employed to go around town in the morning with a big stick to hit everyone's bedroom windows and wake them up

Fun fact: In the Victorian era there was a profession called a "Knocker-upper"

No, they didn't do that

Stop being lewd

This is good and cybre

https://marrus-sh.github.io/cybremonday/CMON0100/

Well done @kibi

@chr@cybre.space Happy hatch day dragon fren!

PSA: Please read bios before following people

@squirrel aaaaaaaaaa dancing maple!

@densetsunogomez @turbodragon now that's a game I'd play

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz relatable

@squirrel ah yes, the gender field, where all the genders roam around happily grazing on the grass until they get picked up by their eventual owners