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I've just realised that my solution to most things is "get a big cuddly blanket out"

I guess I'm a blanket octopus now

@codl I wonder if I should wrap a blanket around my printer so it's comfier

infosec, Snowden, I'm reading stackoverflow again cause it's fun 

@Vann@glitch.social He was a sharepoint admin, didn't use or have need of any groundbreaking data exfil stuff

@vantablack remember, it doesn't count as vandalism if you're fixing something

@vantablack luckily some of it can be easily repaired if you have a minimal toolkit handy

@Efi one cuddly lesbian coming right up, should be with you in <INSERT TIME HERE>

@Efi Thank you for calling 1-800-DIAL-A-GAY, may I take your order?

@Gargron @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social we're launching piers morgan into space?

@soft_chomps@glitch.social Well, I suppose a tube is easier to mak... [actually looks at the picture] goddamnit Elon

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social English people are scared that an EU government would treat us the same way the UK government treats all non-England parts of the UK

@alice@elekk.xyz ...I'm not sure if that's theft or kidnapping

@squirrel *brings blanket, charging cable, and large plate of cheese*

After careful consideration, I'm judging this to be the best .gif of 2018

I know it's early in the year to be calling it, but nothing can beat this

It's a @squirrel !

@BatElite it was the time before alarm clocks, so they were employed to go around town in the morning with a big stick to hit everyone's bedroom windows and wake them up

Fun fact: In the Victorian era there was a profession called a "Knocker-upper"

No, they didn't do that

Stop being lewd

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