Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I don't like the UK national anthem

For a start, it's redundant

The Queen lives in a big house with big walls and big fences surrounded by the household cavalry and whichever guards regiment is on the rota

That's one saved queen right there

We don't need to ask god to help, we've got that shit sorted

Secondly, it's too slow

It goes duuuuh duuuuh duuuuh duuuuh duh duh

It's like a bloody funeral dirge

We should have something faster and more fun

@Concerned_Catgirl ...wut?

@squirrel these new pokemon are confusing

@squirrel HI I'M A ROBOT, I'M...dad? mom?... DADMOM

@squirrel yeah, it's all being filmed on a soundstage on mars

@vantablack I'm not quite sure what that is but I think it's good

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space @archangelic@cybre.space honestly so did I when I first heard of it

@archangelic@cybre.space ...lol

@turbodragon that's one of the problems with it, yes

@witchfynder_finder I can only assume the admin forgot it was still running

With stupid ideas like "pay to follow me on some social media" going around I remembered this is still online https://capitalism.party/about

@Fenreliania why not combine the two so you get industrial action in space?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylab_mutiny

@noelle it's funny how all the people who say things like that are the type of people you'd have to pay me to follow

@twitter@mastodon.technology @chosafine@instance.business it's a normal mic with rgb leds glued to it

@Concerned_Catgirl I'm sure it might be mildly entertaining if they find the car hundreds of years in the future and start speculating as to what the hell we were thinking but at the moment, yeah, pretty boring

@Concerned_Catgirl wait, LEO? I thought they were flinging the car at mars

This is even more boring than I thought

Alternate space related content for those not into the whole spacex thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg

@squirrel not the only one

If they were doing cool science stuff with this I'd be interested but I think they're just flinging a car in the general direction of mars

@squirrel HI MAPLE!