Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

No ethical consumption under capitalism
- not useful
- people need to consume shit to live
Okay, what's your idea then dickhead?
- make what we do consume go as far as possible
- if shit breaks, try to repair it
- learn to sew
- get acquainted with a soldering iron
- use more fucking duck tape
- if you need something, look to see if you can bodge it together from shit you've got lying around
- shit you've got lying around also includes anything in poorly secured bins

@HTHR@cybre.space you're thinking too small

@noelle @squirrel I did indeed know that, in fact, I might go so far to say she's totes adorbs

I've just managed to put my finger on exactly why I like mechanical watches so much more than quartz

It's a symbiotic thing, the watch takes a little energy from you and in return it tells you what the time is

Feels a lot more like working together than with a quartz that just keeps ticking no matter what you do or don't do with it

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @Jo All the people who work with software and timezones: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE YEAR IS SHORTER NOW

@squirrel hey, I spend so much time here I might as well pay a fair share

@squirrel oh ah, was meaning to set that up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o

There are no words

@ajroach42 @bea Have you considered: two trucks?

Them having sex is optional

@Violet *hugs*

To save time and keystrokes you could probably just type Tilda Swinton's name as ~ Swinton

@Elizafox I'm the fruit stuff in the box above

@jannamark@octodon.social I've got a Wileyfox somethingorother, I've been pretty happy with it

Huh, mpv might be getting an official GUI

https://github.com/mpv-player/mpv/issues/5500

Cool, doesn't really need one in my opinion, but cool

@vantablack honestly might be less tedious to just weave a patch from two different colours of gutted paracord

Yeah, fine, GPG is actually an implementation of PGP and it shouldn't really be used interchangeably

But it's also the only implementation of PGP that any fucker actually uses so screw it

@squirrel tooooooot

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