Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

roses are red
violets are red
the grass is red
FUCK THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

@squirrel it was very cute!

@squirrel aaaaa *octopus cuddles*

@Elizafox I mean... You're not far wrong on that one

Hearts and chocolate and octopus cuddles for all!

💖 🍫 🐙

It's Valentine's Day today

So everyone here, will you be my valentine? 💖

(also totally cool if you don't want to be)

@squirrel morple

@turbodragon @squirrel bestest best admin there is!

@squirrel well, at one point we had none and now we've had too many, anywhere in the middle ought to do it

@tcql@octodon.social It's a very... ahem... brave plan

@jk it means something to do with the digital signatures on the things

I think

@chosafine@instance.business add repurpose in there

there's lots of things that can be pressed into service as other things

@lizardsquid hoo-min?

Nope, not even sure what one of those is

Well this is something I can only describe as "brave"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY&feature=youtu.be

Guy was lactose intolerant, so he decided to edit his own DNA so he could produce lactase

He's probably going to get various exciting cancers at some point due to this but I can only commend his enthusiasm

@squirrel You could put your contact details on the EEPROMDate boards and use the additional ones as business cards or something

@squirrel aaaaa maple with a borger!

That's got to stay on there

@squirrel agreed

Fun fact: American pancakes are nothing like British pancakes