Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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@squirrel it's not your fault and hopefully it can be fixed soon
*hugs*
@soft_chomps@glitch.social hospitality as well
@soft_chomps@glitch.social I really shouldn't
Hell, I'm allegedly smarter than the average and I bought a goddamn Ouya
@alice@elekk.xyz oh definitely just as much, what differs is the subjects individuals are dumb as hell with
Some people have more subjects like that than others, but there's always at least one
@alice@elekk.xyz people are terrible at thinking things through
And I am in no way an exception
@codl true but if you can use facebook's vpn then you could also use any other vpn provider
Wait, Facebook is literally pushing a VPN solution that claims to "protect" you?
A VPN that sends all your traffic through facebook's servers
How dumb do they thin... 33 million installs... Okay they might be right about how dumb people are
@tohuvabohu@cybre.space My take on free speech is that you can say whatever you want, you can't however force anyone to listen to you or spread your message
These particular assholes seem to think that the right to free speech is also a right to a platform and a right to be heard by everyone, which it fucking isn't
@alice@elekk.xyz @squirrel as if maple wasn't sweet enough already
It really massively sucks that a bunch of assholes have managed to turn the concept of "free speech" into a red flag for dickishness
Recommended INSTANCE block:
@Jo bloody hell, it even has "freespeech" in the domain name
Sam the Octopus
boosted
https://icosahedron.website/media/-sG1yYsy2mSkMaT7n0k "the void is loud and wants chicken" is extremely relatable this morning
@squirrel found a cowfile for a squirrel, that'll do for now https://github.com/marmelab/gosay/blob/master/cows/squirrel.cow
@squirrel aaaaaaaaaaa
Okay, need to make an ascii maple now so I can pipe it through cowsay
@soft_chomps@glitch.social eh, go half and half, use half of it to pay off a bit of the loan and half on something nice and fun
-, angry
@squirrel it's a tremendously shitty situation and I'm sorry you and the cat have to be in it
*hugs*
@Elizafox happy birthday!
@Elizafox 🎶 IIIIIIITTTT'SSSS CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAASSS🎶
Think you put the Slade album on by mistake
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
