Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle holy legal liability batman!

Found my new calendar app

http://www.jorte.com/

JORTE

@Vann@glitch.social if you go for lithium ion batteries by the time you've got enough for a railgun you could also send something to space by just setting fire to them

@squirrel not in the slightest, you're lovely

@noelle @squirrel WE ALL LOVE YOU MAPLE

@noelle put it in a password manager, should be able to put it off a bit longer then

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social compulsory military service for old people then?

@squirrel please don't, we love you and like you being around

@Elizafox was 12 for me as well

Which I promptly forgot afterwards because calculators exist and anything I have to multiply usually isn't a handy integer

@alice@elekk.xyz have a good flight

@squirrel octopus blubs

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social That's around 3/4 of the power output of the engine in an 18-wheeler

Also, what's the efficiency like? I need to know if the hedgehog bursts into flame trying to go that fast

@squirrel no idea but I wish I could patch that bit out for you

@mxsparks pickles... on a plastic tray... wrapped with plastic wrap?

What the fuck? Pickles are meant to be in a jar

@squirrel holy crap