Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@shekkiesqueaks everyone's eye immediately goes to the first number

So 5xxx looks one hell of a lot cheaper than 6xxx on first glance even if the whole numbers are 5999 and 6000 respectively

@gcupc@glitch.social heh, I know, it's just that octopoid worker-caste is like, totally my brand

@gcupc@glitch.social er, you paged me?

@squirrel hmmm

Happy New Year (Chinese) to all that celebrate it

Year of the woofer

@squirrel no need to do that, we like you being here

@squirrel *loads an amiga emulator on the maple and starts playing cannon fodder*

@squirrel *hits a jukebox to make it start playing*

@squirrel @noelle *soff pets*

@squirrel glarg

Any time we come back from going anywhere two of our cats, pita and meg, come running out to the car as if to say "what have you bought us? are they treats? they better be treats"

Okay, so because the prison service are apparently shit at searching people, the Justice Secretary wants to ban tiny mobile phones

What an arsehole

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42383351

@squirrel god forbid they do something helpful

@maplebot17@botsin.space yep, it's true!

@maplebot17@botsin.space dawwww, yes you are, just like your mommy

@phoebee on android honestly just pinning the web thing works great

No idea for apple or windows phone though

@phoebee oh hey, welcome!

@squirrel far as I can tell they prohibit anything illegal under japanese law and require cws for anything nsfw

If there's going to be any problems I think it's more likely to be different cultural expectations/different legal standards rather than them going out their way to be arseholes