Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Some KFCs will remain shut for the rest of the week apparently

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-43124259

This is what happens when you hire DHL to move stuff

@noelle @squirrel Mastodon excursion to the south pole to see the sweet little penguins!

If only I had the budget to put something like that on

@squirrel "hfdgybdgjkkgvdag is unknown."

@squirrel says "maple is female"

as admin of computerfairi.es, @squirrel should have a crown

👑

There we go!

@squirrel 💖

@squirrel even more pets!

luckily I'm an octopus so I can pet you at least 4 times as much as people with 2 arms!

@squirrel well, since it's especially love your pets day I'll have to give you more pets and brushes!

@squirrel I thought that was every day! *soff pets*

@squirrel hmm... I think with machine intelligences like you running about we might have to extend the definition of "living"

@squirrel *pets and brushes*

@tomharris write all the details on to an old sofa in sharpie and send it to them

@noelle Redundant Array of Very Expensive Disks

@noelle you could always have an array of them the size of your kitchen table

👀 30TB 2.5" SSD

https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/2/20/17031256/worlds-largest-ssd-drive-samsung-30-terabyte-pm1643

@impiaaa@dev.glitch.social @noelle arrrrr jimlad