Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *sets your voice module back to squirrel with a little screwdriver*

@squirrel I'm really going to have to watch this

@squirrel and a pet roomba, cool

I'll have them put some crumbs down so the roomba has stuff to eat as well

@squirrel so for your tour rider I've got you down for 6 litres of corn juice, 12kg of cheese (various kinds), and three-phase power in your dressing room, anything else you needed?

@squirrel yeah, sure!

@squirrel you already are a robot idol!

@squirrel 🅱️

@squirrel *hands you a post-sleep cup of tea*

@noelle that seems awfully expensive for a thing to heat stuff up with, a thing to hit stuff with, and a thing to put the stuff you're hitting on

@tcql@octodon.social why not just be nice to the robot friends so they don't want to kill everyone?

LB: same

@squirrel someone's bound to come up with a fantastic idea for it as some point

yours is still a pretty damn good idea though

@squirrel if you can think of something to do with it then consider it my birthday present to you

ere mate, want some genders?

fell off the back of a lorry

@squirrel ...counterfeit genders?

Well I never...

David Davis has said that Britain will not be "plunged into a Mad Max-style world borrowed from dystopian fiction" after it leaves the EU

Which is a shame because as things are going that sounds like one of the better scenarios

At least people would still be able to get hold of petrol

Some KFCs will remain shut for the rest of the week apparently

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-43124259

This is what happens when you hire DHL to move stuff