Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I'm gonna go with yes

@shekkiesqueaks *more wiggling*

ah

I seem to have managed to tie my tentacles into knots

@TheGibson
Teenager: IT SUCKS! METALLICA SOLD OUT!
You: Oh buddy, I remember when I was your age and Metallica sold out

@iliana desk addresses?

Surely you just wander into Room <whatever> and yell

@densetsunogomez @gravezwave true of octopuses at least

It's end of the month time!

Donate to @squirrel 's patreon because she's nice and runs this lovely server for us

https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/

Fucking really Diageo?

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/27/news/companies/johnnie-walker-women-jane-walker/index.html

"Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women. It's a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand," Vice President Stephanie Jacoby told Bloomberg."

Yeah, 'cause obviously people need separate "lady whisky"

cute things should be powered by AAAA batteries to fit the sound you make when you look at them

@Violet *hugs the raccoon*

@Concerned_Catgirl I've just seen that it's your birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

@squirrel also consider: an all robot rock band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gMX_hR-RoM

@cathal better example would probably be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible

A piece of music that's being performed continuously over 639 years

@cathal erm

well, that one was built using funding from and on land owned by Bezos, maybe not the best example