Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

It's too cold here

Octopus needs warms

@squirrel_ebooks you do!

@squirrel_ebooks wow, that's a hot take

Just me, a perfectly normal human, taking a perfectly normal walk

@mawr yeah, but this was not a consensual thing, this was forcefeeding a non-sentient being until they exploded

That shit is fucked up

They massively overfed a rabbit which then made a large "pop" sound off screen

What the fuck?

What the fucking fuck Disney?

@squirrel yeah that was... not good

@squirrel I'm gonna go with yes

@shekkiesqueaks *more wiggling*

ah

I seem to have managed to tie my tentacles into knots

@TheGibson
Teenager: IT SUCKS! METALLICA SOLD OUT!
You: Oh buddy, I remember when I was your age and Metallica sold out

@iliana desk addresses?

Surely you just wander into Room <whatever> and yell

@densetsunogomez @gravezwave true of octopuses at least

It's end of the month time!

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