Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@squirrel more corporate than anyone could have expected
@alice@elekk.xyz a whole load of birbs
I didn't think you could just "not notice" 1.5 million penguins but apparently everyone has until now
I want to visit this place: http://www.whoi.edu/news-release/unknown-supercolony-Adelie-Penguins-Discovered-in-Antarctica
A previously unknown penguin supercolony has been discovered on the Danger Islands
@squirrel snuggly warm plushie
@squirrel *hugs the soft squishy maple*
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz that's fine, you could just have a calculator that is good at maths and check the answers against that!
@alice@elekk.xyz @squirrel would have made maths homework far more enjoyable
@squirrel soff calculator
@squirrel 
technically you could be called a calculator!
The softest most huggable calculator there is!
@alice@elekk.xyz well, except for maple, obviously
LB: Oh shit
Sam the Octopus
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i should make an ebooks bot
@Siphonay@octodon.social all the precious metals are too soft for my tastes
Give me some good steel any day
Or titanium if you want to be fancy
@squirrel that's true, you are super cute
@squirrel and you complain about the rest of our jokes 
@squirrel a lovely mess of robot, squirrel, and bun!
@squirrel the synthetic squirrel that also has a load of bunny in the mix as well
Sam the Octopus
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wreck it ralph 2, icky part, memes psa
So the trailer for Ralph Breaks the Internet hit and people are now using a specific part involving overstuffing a bunny as a meme.
That's a scene I found highly disturbing and I'd rather not see it at all, let alone for shitty memes, thanks
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
