Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel oh god yes, that'd be super useful

@Jo Also there's the bit where the token thingies are used to buy advertising on there

HIVEWAY: Mastodon but with blockchain and marketing for some fucking reason

@squirrel oh, different one than usual, I was expecting it to be someone sending follow requests without reading your bio

still would be lovely if people actually read them

@squirrel happened again then I see

@squirrel *pets*

@squirrel you're a robot! That beeps and boops!

LB: yes please

@chr@cybre.space @candle and let's all eat some porridge

mmm... I am full of chinese(ish) food

@squirrel *gives you a little shipping label marked "somewhere with lots of snow and cheese, maybe Switzerland"*

@squirrel hm... turns out we can indeed POST the maple

@alice@elekk.xyz you just have to believe in yourself!

cheese on crackers is like, the best thing ever

@Violet octopus

@noelle that does kind of assume that humanity wasn't created by something else which I'm not entirely ruling out at this point but that could work

Okay, we're going to get to this point sooner or later

What do we call a non-biological intelligence?

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is wrong, because they're actually intelligent, nothing artificial about it

Machine Intelligence doesn't work because fleshy people could also be described as biological machines

I'm going with non-biological intelligence at the moment because I can't think of anything better, any suggestions?

@squirrel it's true, maple is a non-biological intelligence