Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@chosafine@instance.business I kinda want to see a Hannah Montana Mastodon theme now

@squirrel it's okay to get upset at people

And I'm going to massively disagree with them being "better than you", you're awesome

@squirrel you're not at all a shitty person, you're lovely

@masklayer It's like the opposite of the turing test down there

@squirrel oh god yes, that'd be super useful

@Jo Also there's the bit where the token thingies are used to buy advertising on there

HIVEWAY: Mastodon but with blockchain and marketing for some fucking reason

@squirrel oh, different one than usual, I was expecting it to be someone sending follow requests without reading your bio

still would be lovely if people actually read them

@squirrel happened again then I see

@squirrel *pets*

@squirrel you're a robot! That beeps and boops!

LB: yes please

@chr@cybre.space @candle and let's all eat some porridge

mmm... I am full of chinese(ish) food

@squirrel *gives you a little shipping label marked "somewhere with lots of snow and cheese, maybe Switzerland"*

@squirrel hm... turns out we can indeed POST the maple

@alice@elekk.xyz you just have to believe in yourself!

cheese on crackers is like, the best thing ever

@Violet octopus