Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@esp ... I believe they do, so that might be a thing that happens

@squirrel oh yeah, we know

All roads lead to computerfairi.es, the centre of mastodon

@squirrel for a "best of" I'd be quite happy with just all the episodes back to back

They're all the best

I suppose I should be thanking McAffee for giving me something to giggle about on an otherwise boring sunday afternoon

Less blockchain

More bokchain

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@Concerned_Catgirl oh yeah, on the about page there's a live view of what their federated timeline would look like

It's like, 50% dunking on hiveway

@squirrel since adding cryptocurrencies to social networks is apparently cool now, when can we get MapleBucks? 💵

@yikes no, it's okay, we don't want them

They smell funny

@turbodragon it certainly sounds like it, but no, this is an actual thing that he's trying to push

hiveway: doesn't have a mascot
mastodon: has the wonderful @squirrel as a mascot!

No contest really

@squirrel THE MASCOT HAS SPOKEN!

I do wonder how hiveway is reconciling "Hiveway is not a commercial network. No advertising [...]" with having a cryptocurrency that is only used for buying ad space

But can William Shatner find Lance Ullanoff on hiveway?

@chosafine@instance.business heh, no worries

@chosafine@instance.business oh yeah, Hannah Montana Linux is a classic, I want to see a Masto fork with a Hannah Montana theme

@chosafine@instance.business I kinda want to see a Hannah Montana Mastodon theme now

@squirrel it's okay to get upset at people

And I'm going to massively disagree with them being "better than you", you're awesome

@squirrel you're not at all a shitty person, you're lovely

@masklayer It's like the opposite of the turing test down there