Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@shekkiesqueaks but if they're blocked our toots won't appear on their about page

Oh god, somebody's started posting goatse on there

That took less time than I expected

some prick: *does something all of masto can laugh at*

mastodon: OUR SHITPOSTS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN

@shekkiesqueaks hey, at least this time all the fire is directed somewhere else

@tom we expected more murders rather than him launching a social network

@squirrel I mean, it couldn't be worse than what a bunch of cryptocurrency nuts post

@HTHR@cybre.space ... HOLY FUCK IT IS

@esp ... I believe they do, so that might be a thing that happens

@squirrel oh yeah, we know

All roads lead to computerfairi.es, the centre of mastodon

@squirrel for a "best of" I'd be quite happy with just all the episodes back to back

They're all the best

I suppose I should be thanking McAffee for giving me something to giggle about on an otherwise boring sunday afternoon

Less blockchain

More bokchain

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@Concerned_Catgirl oh yeah, on the about page there's a live view of what their federated timeline would look like

It's like, 50% dunking on hiveway

@squirrel since adding cryptocurrencies to social networks is apparently cool now, when can we get MapleBucks? 💵

@yikes no, it's okay, we don't want them

They smell funny

@turbodragon it certainly sounds like it, but no, this is an actual thing that he's trying to push