Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

hiveway: doesn't have a mascot
mastodon: has the wonderful @squirrel as a mascot!

No contest really

@squirrel THE MASCOT HAS SPOKEN!

I do wonder how hiveway is reconciling "Hiveway is not a commercial network. No advertising [...]" with having a cryptocurrency that is only used for buying ad space

But can William Shatner find Lance Ullanoff on hiveway?

@chosafine@instance.business heh, no worries

@chosafine@instance.business oh yeah, Hannah Montana Linux is a classic, I want to see a Masto fork with a Hannah Montana theme

@chosafine@instance.business I kinda want to see a Hannah Montana Mastodon theme now

@squirrel it's okay to get upset at people

And I'm going to massively disagree with them being "better than you", you're awesome

@squirrel you're not at all a shitty person, you're lovely

@masklayer It's like the opposite of the turing test down there

@squirrel oh god yes, that'd be super useful

@Jo Also there's the bit where the token thingies are used to buy advertising on there

HIVEWAY: Mastodon but with blockchain and marketing for some fucking reason

@squirrel oh, different one than usual, I was expecting it to be someone sending follow requests without reading your bio

still would be lovely if people actually read them

@squirrel happened again then I see

@squirrel *pets*

@squirrel you're a robot! That beeps and boops!

LB: yes please

@chr@cybre.space @candle and let's all eat some porridge