Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social well, there's either a prize behind the door you picked or there isn't, 50/50 ain't it?

@HTHR@cybre.space I'm sure it'll land on whatever it is the mechs have on the bottom

Might be feet, might be tank tracks, I dunno, you're the one making it

@squirrel_ebooks I don't know, are you straight for rod serling?

"World Pasty Championships: US bakery scoops top award"

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-43278376

"Pure Pasty founder Mike Burgess took home the Open Savoury Company prize with a barbecue chicken creation made with sweet potato, courgette, red pepper, sweetcorn and pineapple."

YOU FUCKING WHAT?

A FUCKING CHICKEN AND PINEAPPLE PASTRY WRAPPED THING WON?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?

@squirrel aw, all your soffware is programmed in fuzzy logic!

@synaesthetica@mastodon.social there's very little text on those pages

https://icosahedron.website/iico/index.html

Nicely done @halcy , very nicely done

I've just found out that they're doing a sequel to Mary Poppins

The hell Disney? Really?

@squirrel blerp

Hello and welcome to "Strange words and noises" with @squirrel !

@masklayer somehow I don't believe you

@bhtooefr

@squirrel *soffly boops the snoot as well*

@squirrel *soffly pets bun ears*

@syrup aw... well, if you're a super good bun and eat all your healthy food I'll give you some unhealthy food as a treat

@Siphonay@octodon.social champagne comes from champagne, if it doesn't it's either called the specific term for that variety, or sparkling wine

@bea surprisingly yes by the looks of the feed on the about page

Speaking of stupid ideas built on the masto codebase, turns out counter.social still exists

Thought that would have died already