Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *gives you a powerbank to plug into and carry around*

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social well no, behind each door there's a prize or there isn't right? 50/50

So each of them have a 50% chance of having a prize behind them

(I'm taking the piss)

https://medium.com/@hiveway/hiveway-ceo-we-are-the-biggest-mastodon-fans-c55a67e4f217

"We're massive Mastodon fans, that's why we tried to nick the codebase without anyone noticing and adding a bunch of stuff to make us money"

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social well, there's either a prize behind the door you picked or there isn't, 50/50 ain't it?

@HTHR@cybre.space I'm sure it'll land on whatever it is the mechs have on the bottom

Might be feet, might be tank tracks, I dunno, you're the one making it

@squirrel_ebooks I don't know, are you straight for rod serling?

"World Pasty Championships: US bakery scoops top award"

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-43278376

"Pure Pasty founder Mike Burgess took home the Open Savoury Company prize with a barbecue chicken creation made with sweet potato, courgette, red pepper, sweetcorn and pineapple."

YOU FUCKING WHAT?

A FUCKING CHICKEN AND PINEAPPLE PASTRY WRAPPED THING WON?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?

@squirrel aw, all your soffware is programmed in fuzzy logic!

@synaesthetica@mastodon.social there's very little text on those pages

https://icosahedron.website/iico/index.html

Nicely done @halcy , very nicely done

I've just found out that they're doing a sequel to Mary Poppins

The hell Disney? Really?

@squirrel blerp

Hello and welcome to "Strange words and noises" with @squirrel !

@masklayer somehow I don't believe you

@bhtooefr

@squirrel *soffly boops the snoot as well*

@squirrel *soffly pets bun ears*

@syrup aw... well, if you're a super good bun and eat all your healthy food I'll give you some unhealthy food as a treat