Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel_ebooks maple ain't afraid of no ghosts

@squirrel_ebooks wow

@squirrel that sounds like an awesome idea to me, minidiscs are cool

Fun fact: Gary Numan is in fact 13 days older than Gary Oldman

@squirrel I use VLC, seems to work alright for me

@swizzard That's what the medium article they wrote says his name is

Seriously, that is one hell of a thousand yard stare

This is a picture of a man thinking "oh shit, who knew gay furries were so loud?"

(it's Gabriel Harasim, Hiveway CEO)

@squirrel well, if you feel like talking about stuff I'm here and if you don't I'll be radiating ambient slight positivity in your direction

@catgirl shall'st've

@squirrel *snugs the maple* aww, what's up?

@squirrel *gives you a powerbank to plug into and carry around*

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social well no, behind each door there's a prize or there isn't right? 50/50

So each of them have a 50% chance of having a prize behind them

(I'm taking the piss)

https://medium.com/@hiveway/hiveway-ceo-we-are-the-biggest-mastodon-fans-c55a67e4f217

"We're massive Mastodon fans, that's why we tried to nick the codebase without anyone noticing and adding a bunch of stuff to make us money"

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social well, there's either a prize behind the door you picked or there isn't, 50/50 ain't it?

@HTHR@cybre.space I'm sure it'll land on whatever it is the mechs have on the bottom

Might be feet, might be tank tracks, I dunno, you're the one making it

@squirrel_ebooks I don't know, are you straight for rod serling?

"World Pasty Championships: US bakery scoops top award"

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-43278376

"Pure Pasty founder Mike Burgess took home the Open Savoury Company prize with a barbecue chicken creation made with sweet potato, courgette, red pepper, sweetcorn and pineapple."

YOU FUCKING WHAT?

A FUCKING CHICKEN AND PINEAPPLE PASTRY WRAPPED THING WON?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?