Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

A lot of clocks in Europe are currently running up to 6 minutes late because the Kosovan and Serbian power grid operators weren't talking to each other

http://www.dw.com/en/clocks-in-europe-are-running-late-because-of-the-kosovo-conflict/a-42867061

Basically the grid frequency dropped below 50hz for an extended period of time so all the clocks that were using that to tell the time are slow

@squirrel *brings you a warm blanket*

@brennen that's why you buy two identical laptops, whichever the cat sits on, you use the other one

For the 5 minutes until the cat realises you're using that laptop and comes to sit on it

"Cooking with Jeff Goldblum" is exactly what you'd expect it to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=optrx_YZrTg&feature=youtu.be

@kingkoronov@octodon.social I hear tootstream is working pretty well, it's a fully terminal based masto client

Also there are keyboard shortcuts in the standard interface, haven't used those though

@TheGibson yeah, thought you'd have guessed that bit of feedback already

The second bit might be new info to her though

@TheGibson Little feedback, first one, only binary genders available as options, no big deal but y'know

Also there's an assumption there that only cartridge razors exist. Admittedly that's what 99% of the population use but there are also double- and single-edge razors

I'm quite possibly the only fucker to respond that uses one but might be an idea to keep that in mind in the analysis

@squirrel *snugs the maple*

@squirrel *picks you up*

YOU'RE A SQUIRRELBUN!

@squirrel ur bunny!

@squirrel that's really quite the markup there

@rey Hello yes I'm interested in your Gender as a Service uh... service

What's "lol" in Estonian?

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43300521

"Estonian district votes to get cannabis leaf flag"

Here's an interesting watch

Case made of acetate tortoiseshell, don't see that often

http://www.briston-watches.com/en/watches/336-clubmaster-diver-acetate-automatic-hms-tortoise-shell-black-dial-3760004813514.html

@ddipaola @Concerned_Catgirl @amphetamine@social.wxcafe.net well yeah, it's nigel farage

He's like the coke zero of fascists

@pedro only page mentioning it that doesn't require a login is https://get.slack.help/hc/en-us/articles/201727913-Connect-to-Slack-over-IRC-and-XMPP

@kingu_platypus_gidora@octodon.social I might extend that to "anything outside their home directory" but good rule

Slack is apparently ending support for gateways

Which means that if your team uses slack you will have to use the web client or the shitty electron app

Fuck you Slack