Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel bunnies are soff and good

@squirrel hm... a bun with a bun!

@Concerned_Catgirl it's really one of the things we're best at

And queuing

And losing at sports we invented

@squirrel Think it's most countries that do second Sunday of May, it just terrifies us Brits for a second when everyone starts posting about it as ours is different

Okay, that's a good five minutes of panic for you

It's only Mother's Day this Sunday in the UK, Ireland, and Nigeria

But now you all know the brief panic us Brits feel when the internet starts going on about Mother's Day in May

@squirrel (I know, it's only this Sunday in the UK, Ireland, and Nigeria, I just wanted the Americans to know how it feels to freak out when they all go on about it in May)

@squirrel and we all love you!

IMPORTANT REMINDER:

Mother's Day is this Sunday

Fun fact: Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't actually know how to wear a watch

It's meant to go on your wrist Leo!

@squirrel booping!

@Jo so... normal JVM performance then?

blockchain, but implemented in minecraft redstone

@squirrel ooh, those are super cool

@shekkiesqueaks ouch

@VOID screw bones in general tbh

Don't need 'em, can just be wobbly like a blancmange

@VOID hey, us entities what don't have feet have to work together to protect ourselves from the foot menace