Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@somarasu ...what the fuck?

Fucking USA

@somarasu oh nobody buys that for their boss, the boss buys that themselves because they're narcissistic trash

@noelle all of those are extremely good cat names

SOUND BURGER

@noelle I still use it but I haven't been categorised as one of "the kids" for some time

@ElfLord It's a lot better if you watch it as a play

They were written as plays, they weren't meant to be read as books

@squirrel obligatory: FAYEPLE!

@squirrel @noelle after consulting complicated science things I can confirm that maple is so good

@noelle The only word in English which, if you remove 54 and a bit % of its letters, is pronounced the same is "Londonderry"

@noelle ...a stew?

steak and ale pie surely

Possibly the only time I'd refuse a cup of tea

@Nine @squirrel *finds self taped the the squirrelbun*

no ren, the other type of fan

@squirrel eesh

*gets an ice bath ready for you*

For a second there I forgot about Dre

@shekkiesqueaks many, many times

Mostly when looking at US politics

Irving Finkel is everything you'd want a Professor of Assyriology to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq2ccSZkmn8