Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel heh, I could just imagine the looks on their face, pure disappointment followed by relief when they realised you were joking

@squirrel I'm sure it's a nice change from kids going "Oh look! Someone 3D printed a save icon!"

@noelle but... people kept on saying cats were so and so's familiar

I don't believe for a second that any cat would ever be a servant

(underwater awoo sounds)

Haven't used this emojo for a while:

It's a @squirrel eating a hamburger, it's a very good emojo

@Jo I suppose on the upside people actually know who the fuck action man is in the UK

@squirrel blubl

@Vann@glitch.social who's asking?

Me: "I can't figure out why this printer isn't showing up..."

Dave: "Oh yeah, I unplugged it"

Me: "Goddamnit Dave"

With all the deleteFacebook stuff happening at the moment, is there a decent facebook alternative I can point people to in the same way that masto is a good twitter alternative

@squirrel yay electronic parts!

boo shipping times!

@noelle considering that Facebook management were having a meeting with CA while it was airing I'm expecting some shit to be slung in their direction as well

@squirrel is he wearing a balaclava by any chance?

l337 h4xx0r there

@TheGibson 🎶 everything's shit here in 2018 🎶