Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle makes a change from candidates for elections taking money from Russia

@squirrel nope, I give you just the right amount of credit

@squirrel although the "cute" bit is redundant, there's no such thing as a non-cute maple

@a_breakin_glass ever been in the same room as a cable? send it to me

@squirrel aaaaaaa it's a cute maple!

@a_breakin_glass aaa, I'm already the "laptop fixer" for up there!

Also the mobile phone tech

Seems I can put "fixing electronic adjustable beds" on my list of skills

Charity shop my dad works for got a non-functional adjustable bed donated, asked me to take a look at it, turns out it needed some new relays

As a standard bed it would have gone for £20-30, just putting £4 of new relays in there means they can get £150

Not a bad 10 minutes work

@squirrel who's the bestest best robosquirbun?

IT YOU!

@squirrel *pets*

@squirrel *picks up the squobit* you're a squobit!

*feeds cheese to the squobit*

@synaesthetica@mastodon.social WELL DONE YOU!

@squirrel heh, I could just imagine the looks on their face, pure disappointment followed by relief when they realised you were joking

@squirrel I'm sure it's a nice change from kids going "Oh look! Someone 3D printed a save icon!"

@noelle but... people kept on saying cats were so and so's familiar

I don't believe for a second that any cat would ever be a servant

(underwater awoo sounds)

Haven't used this emojo for a while:

It's a @squirrel eating a hamburger, it's a very good emojo

@Jo I suppose on the upside people actually know who the fuck action man is in the UK