Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle Shit, additionally, since the blockchain is distributed through p2p, it's not just possession, it's distribution

@noelle wondered how long it'd take for that to happen

Also, doesn't matter if you own bitcoin, it's just if you happen to have a copy of the ledger

@Gargron "Mastodon: Russian propagandists can't find you here!

Nor can Lance Ulanoff"

@Gargron "Mastodon: It doesn't sell your data to Cambridge Analytica!"

@jk made with real beast

http://newsthump.com/2018/03/19/how-much-does-cambridge-analytica-know-about-you-take-this-test-to-find-out/

@noelle makes a change from candidates for elections taking money from Russia

@squirrel nope, I give you just the right amount of credit

@squirrel although the "cute" bit is redundant, there's no such thing as a non-cute maple

@a_breakin_glass ever been in the same room as a cable? send it to me

@squirrel aaaaaaa it's a cute maple!

@a_breakin_glass aaa, I'm already the "laptop fixer" for up there!

Also the mobile phone tech

Seems I can put "fixing electronic adjustable beds" on my list of skills

Charity shop my dad works for got a non-functional adjustable bed donated, asked me to take a look at it, turns out it needed some new relays

As a standard bed it would have gone for £20-30, just putting £4 of new relays in there means they can get £150

Not a bad 10 minutes work

@squirrel who's the bestest best robosquirbun?

IT YOU!

@squirrel *pets*

@squirrel *picks up the squobit* you're a squobit!

*feeds cheese to the squobit*

@synaesthetica@mastodon.social WELL DONE YOU!

@squirrel heh, I could just imagine the looks on their face, pure disappointment followed by relief when they realised you were joking