Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Gargron the large wooden cask is also where we get buttload from incidentally, it's the amount of stuff you can fit in one butt(cask)

nowt to do with arses at all

@Gargron scuttlebutt

Rumour or gossip, phrase relates to the nautical term for a cask of water

Literally water cooler talk

Holy crap, Breitling have released a version of the Navitimer in an actually reasonable size! 41mm

Hell must have frozen over

@a_breakin_glass @Gargron ah yeah, that's a fair point

@Jo I usually try to think the best of people, I thought hey, maybe they'll realise that this is a massive problem and work to fix it somehow

Then they come out with shit like that

@Jo they're currently yelling about how "this just shows how stupid it is to ban pictures"

@Vann@glitch.social @noelle I had a look on the bitcoin subreddit (because I'm a glutton for punishment) and the only thread about this has been downvoted to hell and widely claimed to be "fake news"

@noelle Shit, additionally, since the blockchain is distributed through p2p, it's not just possession, it's distribution

@noelle wondered how long it'd take for that to happen

Also, doesn't matter if you own bitcoin, it's just if you happen to have a copy of the ledger

@Gargron "Mastodon: Russian propagandists can't find you here!

Nor can Lance Ulanoff"

@Gargron "Mastodon: It doesn't sell your data to Cambridge Analytica!"

@jk made with real beast

http://newsthump.com/2018/03/19/how-much-does-cambridge-analytica-know-about-you-take-this-test-to-find-out/

@noelle makes a change from candidates for elections taking money from Russia

@squirrel nope, I give you just the right amount of credit

@squirrel although the "cute" bit is redundant, there's no such thing as a non-cute maple

@a_breakin_glass ever been in the same room as a cable? send it to me

@squirrel aaaaaaa it's a cute maple!