Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@a_breakin_glass aaa, I'm already the "laptop fixer" for up there!

Also the mobile phone tech

Seems I can put "fixing electronic adjustable beds" on my list of skills

Charity shop my dad works for got a non-functional adjustable bed donated, asked me to take a look at it, turns out it needed some new relays

As a standard bed it would have gone for £20-30, just putting £4 of new relays in there means they can get £150

Not a bad 10 minutes work

@squirrel who's the bestest best robosquirbun?

IT YOU!

@squirrel *pets*

@squirrel *picks up the squobit* you're a squobit!

*feeds cheese to the squobit*

@synaesthetica@mastodon.social WELL DONE YOU!

@squirrel heh, I could just imagine the looks on their face, pure disappointment followed by relief when they realised you were joking

@squirrel I'm sure it's a nice change from kids going "Oh look! Someone 3D printed a save icon!"

@noelle but... people kept on saying cats were so and so's familiar

I don't believe for a second that any cat would ever be a servant

(underwater awoo sounds)

Haven't used this emojo for a while:

It's a @squirrel eating a hamburger, it's a very good emojo

@Jo I suppose on the upside people actually know who the fuck action man is in the UK

@squirrel blubl

@Vann@glitch.social who's asking?

Me: "I can't figure out why this printer isn't showing up..."

Dave: "Oh yeah, I unplugged it"

Me: "Goddamnit Dave"

With all the deleteFacebook stuff happening at the moment, is there a decent facebook alternative I can point people to in the same way that masto is a good twitter alternative