Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel eesh, at least now you know it breaks everything

@squirrel *grabs the nearest box of tissues and brings them to you on a little tray with a cup of tea* here you go bun *hugs*

@squirrel there's no need to be sorry

*offers hugs and pets*

@squirrel I want to keep talking to this maple, and I want you to be alive and safe and feeling better

@squirrel you're important to me, and you're important to a lot of the rest of us as well

@jk that's certainly how I'd do it

@Concerned_Catgirl and that is why british tanks are the best in the world

@noelle @squirrel the very bestest no less

@noelle I might use different phrasing

@alice@elekk.xyz yeah, that's a fair point

I wonder how quickly the gun control thing in the US would be solved if socialist militias started popping up everywhere

@vantablack I prefer proper solid soap that you whip up with a brush but that takes more effort than it's probably worth if you're shaving larger areas

Now, I've heard of glorious Japanese blades folded over a thousand times, but this is just taking the piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owseTngZFMI&t=0s

I like that the masto post on /r/videos has "$ AD" flair

As if anyone involved with masto has spare funds for advertising

@cypnk similarly there's https://dolphin.town which is entirely the letter "e"

(they also need to update their SSL cert)