Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@liw the two foundations of electrical engineering are magic smoke and pixies

@squirrel I can never get into watching streams of events

I'm sure it's fun as hell to be there but that just doesn't translate into being fun to watch the stream for me

@squirrel ah that sucks, happens to all of us though

@squirrel hey, thanks for putting up with us!

*glances at current stuff going on out in the fediverse*

nope

*crawls back into octo-cave*

@somarasu on the other hand there might be some

If you're gonna party in shit's house don't be too surprised if they turn up

Fizziwig didn't like wearing the cone so we made him a little vest to wear so he doesn't lick or scratch his wound

The vet thought it was brilliant

@squirrel and we all love you!

@squirrel YOU BUNNY!

@squirrel HELLO!

*hugs*

Colin Furze has made an Amazon Alexa-controlled flame thing

Yes, IoT combined with gas bursting into flame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVQ6rwaZ648

I'm not sure which bit of it is the worse idea

@squirrel eh, the famous bit of mastodon can do whatever

I think you're one of the best people here

@Jo @squirrel SQUIRRELS HUGGING SQUIRRELS!

@squirrel ah, right

Not sure why anyone would want to avoid you, people are weird

@squirrel wait, what's this?

@mdhughes@cybre.space why is it you guys always have to bring up the war of colonial ingratitude?

It's like you think you lot shooting at us while we owned your country is somehow special

We owned a third of the planet at one point, a lot of people shot at us

Try to insult us with something original

Like how our judges still wear stupid curly wigs or something

@adeptomega@awoo.space whimsical and fun april fool's jokes I'm all in favour for

But far too many people around (probably that aren't on here to be fair) just make things unusable or break stuff and generally be assholes

@thor it's like your mother in law coming to visit

you can technically say no, but you don't