Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

With April 1st at an end (UTC anyway) I'd like to say that the japery here (at least what I've seen) has been lighthearted and fun and not at all like the hell I've been conditioned to expect from other social media

Well done everyone, this one's been good

Ooh, these are some pretty neat looking watch straps

https://erikasoriginals.com/mn-straps/mn-straps/mirage.php

@vantablack (seriously though, if you see a Brit in the military wearing a Maroon, Beige, Emerald Grey, or Commando Green beret, they're some hard as nails fuckers)

@vantablack The Army equivalent was the variously coloured berets

To be more cybre they're switching to balaclavas to be worn while hacking

@squirrel bunnies are good

John Cage - As Slow As Possible (Nightcore Mix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-Yo328Rp4

@squirrel eesh, my least favourite feature, automatic updates you can't turn off

@meena @envgen @samis nah, same way we describe which side of the road we drive on

We drive on the right side, which is the left, the right side is wrong

@Vann@glitch.social *nods in British*

@gemlog heh, I know there's code for it but the fact that it's so goddamn complicated is the ridiculous bit

@a_breakin_glass yeah, western and eastern is different because ~reasons~

This Easter, remember that the calculation for working out what day Easter is on every year is fucking ridiculous

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computus

The Credible Hulk

"Nope, I'm a frayed knot"

@sireebob@cybre.space I've always been fond of "OI! FUCKERS!" as a replacement for "Ladies and Gentlemen"

@squirrel still, if I can't help out a squirrelbun that needs a hand then what's the point in having more than the absolutely required number of kidneys

@squirrel I've just remembered there used to be a Concorde route from Paris to your neck of the woods, that would have been hella convenient

Also expensive

Very expensive

@squirrel I mean, I'd come get you but I'd have to take out a loan and I'd only get there by Tuesday morning which probably wouldn't help much

Could do a "there's an emergency, come quick" phone call for you though

@BatElite First used by the US National Autistic Society but it was popularised by Autism Speaks after NAS stopped using it

Autism Speaks take it as "autistic people are difficult to comprehend (like a puzzle) and that the cure for autism is the missing piece"