Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

apropos of nothing, the phrase "papal bull" always makes me imagine the pope spray painting a message on to a large male bovine

@noelle @squirrel "at first we thought godzilla was back, but then we noticed the giant fluffy ears"

@noelle @squirrel logical end-point, prime maple prime in a 50m-tall maple chassis wandering around downtown tokyo

Locals describe the situation as "cute as hell but our insurance premiums are going to go up"

@squirrel good point, where are the application forms?

@noelle don't forget mensch on a bench for hanukkah

no, really, that's a thing

@kibi @KitRedgrave@glitch.social I'd be tempted to reply back with "I've got enough exposure right now, in fact I'll send some to you!" with an attached picture of me mooning them

LB: ebooks bots having ebooks bots!

@kibi required for the japanese market

any camera or thing with camera sold there has to make a sound when taking a picture

@squirrel @noelle yeah, that's a lot

637,000km, or to the moon and most of the way back

@squirrel *hugs*

@squirrel hi maple!

@PolyCement if you think about you're always holding 5-ish litres of your own blood

It lives with the spoooooky skeleton that's inside you

@Siphonay@octodon.social @Vann@glitch.social yep, still played in pubs up and down the UK