Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Liophu when you get your first bills in that name

"IT'S MY NAME ON THERE!"
"SHIT I HAVE TO PAY THIS NOW"

@squirrel hullo maple!

My sister needed an updated CV and asked me to make it look pretty

So I brought out pandoc and LaTeX and got to work

Fucking hell I'm rusty at this

@noelle it's that or they have to block him from his twitter account

@alice@playvicious.social lemme guess, lunduke?

🖥

@Siphonay@octodon.social I'm reliably informed that it's completely consensual

The llama's in to that sort of thing

winamp
it really whips the llama's ass

@nolan I'm called Little Buttercup, dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why.
But still I'm called Buttercup, Poor Little Buttercup,
Sweet Little Buttercup, I!

@squirrel hug computer

@squirrel *octopus brings blanket*

BLANKET OCTOPUS!

@squirrel ah, that is a pricier one

There's an AskReddit thread for "What is the TLDR of your country's history"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8axci8/what_is_the_tldr_of_your_countrys_history/

I'm not sure how I should feel about such a large number of the responses including the phrase "...then the brits turned up"

@squirrel but it could be for all of us who want to hug computer!

@squirrel that is a fantastic email address, you must claim it

@squirrel that obviously has to be a website with a button that activates a couple of robot arms to hug you

@squirrel sqwerl bun sqwerl bun sqwerl bun sqwerl bun robot PLUSH!

hm, yeah, maybe one less "sqwerl bun"

@gcupc@glitch.social analogy doesn't quite work, she's more like a clock that's decided to run backwards

It's more the fact that she doesn't see the similarity that annoys me