Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cwebber@octodon.social unfortunately it will remain the dark web until I replace the light bulbs in the server room

Apparently T. J. Miller has been arrested for reporting a false bomb threat

I can only assume he was talking about there being an Emoji Movie 2

@maple 🖥

@squirrel *hugs* not too good then

I'll have to plug you in to charge and feed you batteries

@squirrel hey!

how is my favourite robot today?

@dumpling@octodon.social I'm sure it is!

That sapphire case is one of those things that I'm sure photos don't do justice to

This is cool, the Citizen Caliber 0100 Eco-Drive movement

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/citizen-caliber-0100-eco-drive-movement-introducing

It's a solar-powered quartz that's accurate to ±1 second per year

@Liophu seriously, congrats on the name change though

@Liophu when you get your first bills in that name

"IT'S MY NAME ON THERE!"
"SHIT I HAVE TO PAY THIS NOW"

@squirrel hullo maple!

My sister needed an updated CV and asked me to make it look pretty

So I brought out pandoc and LaTeX and got to work

Fucking hell I'm rusty at this

@noelle it's that or they have to block him from his twitter account

@alice@playvicious.social lemme guess, lunduke?

🖥

@Siphonay@octodon.social I'm reliably informed that it's completely consensual

The llama's in to that sort of thing

winamp
it really whips the llama's ass

@nolan I'm called Little Buttercup, dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why.
But still I'm called Buttercup, Poor Little Buttercup,
Sweet Little Buttercup, I!