Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I'm not sure if it was perfect, but it was what we had and it was damn good

@noelle did they try to make it as utterly boring a flag as possible?

@candle hold up, real or "real" real?

@squirrel HI GAY FURREY! I'M OCTOPUS!

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social portal to the elemental plane of cats

@noelle @a_breakin_glass I'd quite like him to do the entire thing on helium and in the Palpatine voice

@noelle @a_breakin_glass apparently the speech will be broken down section by section and commented upon by various people?

It's for the 50th anniversary of the 1968 Race Relations Act or something

@chosafine@instance.business hm, I've just remembered that last year Trader Joe's tried to claim they'd just invented the sausage roll

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40392410

That'd would go nicely with the mayoketchup that Heinz just "invented"

@chosafine@instance.business I've always known that as "lazy marie rose sauce"

It's the sauce you use for prawn cocktails and it was around in the UK since the 1960's, probably something similar was done earlier in other places around the world

@squirrel @mawr oh of course you like the rabbit

@squirrel honestly it probably results in you making better web stuff

so many web devs put far too much stuff in javascript

@cypnk someone should introduce her to joerg sprave

@Jo @squirrel @noelle s/writing/trying to slap together/

@squirrel grumblings, rather

@squirrel fast bouncy grumbings!

@squirrel ooh, webdev maple, the adorable new addition to the maple line of cute robosquirrelbunplushies!

@BatElite you say that, they might just be very well hidden!

@BatElite well octopuses are naturally squidgy and cuddleable...