Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
gun culture
@Zero_Democracy oh right, that's slightly less batshit insane
Don't those guns come with nice plush carrying cases or something? Surely he could have had it in that
gun culture
@Zero_Democracy wait, he was using a .500 S&W Magnum as a carry gun?!
What the fuck was he expecting? Getting mugged by a grizzly bear?
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Wow. The Something Awful guy is actually onto something managing online communities.
I like that Mastodon instances I’ve seen all have a CoC. Since they are community run I do worry about enforcement.
https://twitter.com/AltCyberCommand/status/985579256620003329
In that vein, does it make sense for Masto instances to have community moderators? /cc @Gargron
https://mastodon.social/media/aT_XhmNr30DIk-84kuU
https://mastodon.social/media/iV-V-B7NdZze9ANvHrc
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humans: we’re going to pioneer the 4N genre of games: Naps, Noms, sNuggles, Nlesbians
wow, this guy just made a (probably briefly) usable kitchen knife out of plastic wrap
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There's an Indie game called "Kobold Gardens", in which you can now apparently pet virtual Kobolds in VR! :D :DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3UeQguaDrs
"Kobold Garden Update 5: Virtualbolds" [2:40]
@squirrel *octopus pets*
Yep, you only have to enslave the humans
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Right here in computer form
@sydneyfalk @squirrel ... oh god damnit, I meant that I was extremely rusty at javascript, I forgot rust was a thing
@squirrel I really need to scrape the rust off my javascript knowledge
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maple classic™ 
pst you can come into the furry corner discord now and make me eval javascript >w>;;
that's someone who can play it well, more commonly they sound like what I imagine will be playing after I die and descend into hell
The Otamatone remains the silliest musical instrument I've ever come across
@vantablack hell yeah
It's not like there's a shortage of copies or anything
Lost In Space E7
@noelle I mean, if it's after 15 minutes or so of CPR you could
It's going to do fuck all to help them but how many opportunities do you get to dramatically yell "CLEAR" and put a few thousand volts through a body?
uspol, Infowars
@noelle not just lost, it looks like trump broke the bastard
syria
Putting aside the question of if bombing Syria is a good idea or not because god knows I'm not paying enough attention to make a judgement on that, could Theresa May have at least waited a couple of hours to send our shit in so it wasn't as patently obvious that Trump said "Jump" and she asked "How high?"
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
