Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@masklayer large white bandage around your head

Make up a cool story when asked

Never tell the same story twice

@squirrel @noelle it would make sense that they are unlisted

So of course they're not

@squirrel_ebooks 🍪

@Violet hm, I shall have to check the nearest booth

@Violet wait, really?

Huh, shows how long it's been since I've been in a photo booth

@Jo I'd say burn it, but that's my solution to a lot of things

The joys of watch collecting related stuff

"Oh, this looks like a nice travel case for a couple of watches"

https://shop.hodinkee.com/collections/travel-storage/products/discommon-for-hodinkee-leather-watch-wallet

*glances at price*

"HOW FUCKING MUCH?"

Apparently to renew your passport in the UK now, you have to upload a photo from a smartphone or other camera

It still needs to fit the requirements like "no shadows", "plain white backdrop"

You will not believe how fucking hard it is to find those things in your average house

can we put some massive heat pipes across the atlantic?

I want to send the excess warm here to @squirrel

@Siphonay@octodon.social they might have just assumed that was part of the product name

@Siphonay@octodon.social I'm not entirely sure there's a translation for whatever "nacho cheese" actually is

@noelle

I keep on forgetting the word "lawnmower"

I keep calling them "grass hoovers"

@squirrel I FORGOT TROUSERS HAD LOOPS!

@squirrel damn I'm a nerd, my first thought was "ooh, watcha coding?"

@noelle @squirrel WELL ACKTYUALLY, yeah, linux sucks

you either die a Bart, or live long enough to see yourself become the Seymour

@squirrel ☕️