Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

please buy my new book,

art by the lovely @lucifer
https://computerfairi.es/media/wbf9Qb6C8cTHoFDvT0I

Sugar...
Spice...
And everything nice...

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl...

But Professor Mastonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction:

CHEMICAL ROBOT

Thus the Squirrelbunbot was born!

Using her ultra super powers, @squirrel has dedicated her life to defeating video games and the forces of pizza!

ok sam really wants me to plug this but i REALLY don't need the extra money
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup

you know who could use it? my girlfriend who's a really good writer and programmer
https://www.patreon.com/noelleanthony

have you ever used a computer in your entire life?

computerfairi.es is the mastodon instance for you

Please be compassionate to the people who pop up on other instances in the next few weeks asking if anyone knows why witches.town is down.

So, @troubleMoney had proposed a hot take rating system based on chili peppers, here: https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/99413964266899912

I'm proposing (and have used) an extension to the system, for takes that need more than 🌶🌶🌶🌶, or less than 🌶.

❄: cool take
❄❄: bit of a cold take
❄❄❄: cold take
❄❄❄❄: really cold take

☢: small nuclear take (hotter than 🌶🌶🌶🌶)
☢☢: medium nuclear take (affects a state/small nation)
☢☢☢: strategic nuclear take (affects a continent)
☢☢☢☢: global thermonuclear take